J: "I got those for you. I figured you could make a labyrinth or a skyscraper out of them."
A: (running to pile): "I'm going to use those for target practice!"
J (putting hand to forehead): "I was sort of hoping you might use them for Halloween props."
A (smacking one into wind chimes): "I'm just going to use one..."
J: "Oh-kay...." (Thinks, "This is just like Minecraft, the creative game where they build....")
A: "Whhaaaa! DIE!" (Runs and gets discarded salad spoon/hole digger.) "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!