Snow Sharks

Someone was being extra mean to his shark. In the snow.

Christmas Is Going To Keep Right on Going...

Scene: the living room.  J is showing A various holiday cards he's designed.

J: "... so do you like this one (moves to next sample)... or this one ?"
A: "I like them all!"
J:  "But which one is your favorite?  Oh, I like this one.  (mutters under his breath)  Have yourself an Illuminati Christmas..."
A:  "J! J!  Why don't you add red dots to that one and make that lady."
J:  "What?"  (Thinking that it would make one of the shadows look like a cow skull).
A:  "You know, that lady who made the child."
J:  "?  The Virgin Mary?"
A:  "Yeah!  (holds out arms monster-style) You could make make her a zombie!"
J:  "A, we can't make a Virgin Mary Zombie Holiday Card (suppresses laughter) It would be disrespectful."
A:  "Why?"
J:  (Trying not to giggle) "Oh, ask M when he gets home."
A:  "Oh! You could dress her up like the Grim Reaper with a scythe and chase everybody."
J:  "A, that would really upset LGL; it's sacrilegious.---"
A:  "J! J! And then -- (Further description of sacrilegious carnage deleted to shorten time in Purgatory....)