Showing posts with label The Violence Inherent in the System. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Violence Inherent in the System. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Little Boxes...

A (running outside, sees a stack of office chair boxes on the patio):  "Whoa!  What are all those 'Fragile' Boxes?"

J:  "I got those for you.  I figured you could make a labyrinth or a skyscraper out of them."

A:  (running to pile):  "I'm going to use those for target practice!"

J (putting hand to forehead):  "I was sort of hoping you might use them for Halloween props."

A (smacking one into wind chimes):  "I'm just going to use one..."

J:  "Oh-kay...."  (Thinks, "This is just like Minecraft, the creative game where they build....")

A:  "Whhaaaa!  DIE!"  (Runs and gets discarded salad spoon/hole digger.)  "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!