Scene: Post-NOVA watching, pre-teeth-brushing snack time. The anthropologist has annoyed the United States mason by making the mason and a gang of Egyptian stone masons construct a small pyramid using only mud ramps and stick levers.
A (finishing his snack): What are you going to read to me tonight?
J (walking near the bookshelf): I don't know... (various inappropriate titles flash through his mind) maybe...
A: "Butt-cracks of the Ancient Past!"
J: (turning and failing to keep a straight face) Um...
A: (laughing too hard to use a serious-dramatic documentary voice) "Butt-cracks of the Ancient Past!"
J: (like a laughing Centurion from Life of Brian): N-no.
Friday, October 5, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
First Fireworks
Someone's been saving his money.
So M decided that it was time to teach him how to light fuses.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Meanwhile....
Thursday, May 24, 2012
C3P0 Would Be Pleased
Scene: Hollywood Park, Disney World. Everyone has just exited the Star Tours ride. Some of the adults are holding their stomachs after the 3D ride.
A (looking up at J with the most sincere face ever): "J, thank you for taking me on that ride."
J (somewhere between surprised and about ready to fall over from the excessive cuteness): "You're welcome."
A moves over to the next adult to thank them....
A (looking up at J with the most sincere face ever): "J, thank you for taking me on that ride."
J (somewhere between surprised and about ready to fall over from the excessive cuteness): "You're welcome."
A moves over to the next adult to thank them....
Disney World
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