Thursday, December 13, 2007

Hear That, Elmo? You're Next!

Scene: The hallway just outside the grown-ups' bedroom.

J (talking on the phone with his mother): Just a minute, Mom; A's harrasing the cat.

M, the Cat (running toward the closed bedroom door): Mmmmrow!

A (chasing her with a gas mask given to him by his anesthesiologist ): Tympanostomy! Tympanostomy!

J (holding the phone away from his face): A, the cat does not need a tympanostomy. Take that mask away from her face. (Opens door for cat.)

(A runs into living room to find Elmo...)

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