Scene: Dinner at Grandma and Grandpa's.
A (poking at his hamburger): "J, I don't want to go to school."
J (a little surprised): "Why not?"
A (mater-of-factly): "I already know everything."
G.J. (laying a trap with the stealth of a lioness on the Serengeti): "Oh, do you know how to do algebra?"
A (like a springbok caught in headlights): "What's algebra?"
G.J (pouncing): "Ah-ha!"
G.H (pointing): "See! See!"
(A nearly launches from his chair in surprise)
J (laughing): "They got you, bud...."
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