Monday, December 19, 2011

Army Romance

Scene:  The family is watching the final moments of Bye Bye Birdie

Dick Van Dyke (singing about Rosie).

A:  "Ugh. Romance, romance, romance."
M (leaning into J):  "Ah. Romance, romance, romance."
A: "Hey!"  Tries to lean into J and M.
M:  "Nope, oh no.  No romance for you.  We'll call L and S and we'll build a barricade between the adults and the kids" (a reference to Thanksgiving, where the kids built a barricade across the living room entrance).

The movie concludes.

A (mouth hanging open as Ann-Margret sings a final "Bye bye Birdie."):  "But... but... M, I thought you said that he goes into the Army."

J:  "He does."

M:  "Did you think you were going to see him fighting in the Army?"

A:  (stricken dumb as the realization that he's been tricked into watching Romance Romance Romance.  Nods head)

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