Scene: early morning. J is dressing.
A (entering the room): "How do I look?" (strikes a Madonna pose.)
J (looking at how A has put on his sweat pants and then his underwear): "Um... Aqualad ?"
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A (placing a wooden cutout of a bat on the passenger side-view mirror of the car): "I want the car to be the bat car -- why are you laughing?"
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A (shouting at imaginary passers-by): "Give it to the poor and be done with it!"
J (as they walk to the market): "So buddy; why do you want to be Ebenezer Scrooge?"
A: "Because he's more pleasant than being a pirate."
J: "Well, OK; that's true."
A (to real passer-by): "Humbug!"
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