Scene: J is baking beats and steaming beat greens.
A (charging through kitchen door with a paper sword): "J, what does 'vanquished' mean?"
J: "It means you beat someone; you've won. Why?"
A: "Because I've vanquished M and now he's dead; so I need you to help me drag him over to the burial blace."
J (looking out of the kitchen window, sees M lying on the ground with a paper sword over his breast): "I see."
A: "So I need your help."
J (with Sleeping Beauty designs in his head): "I can fix it."
(they walk through the garage and outside)
A: "See. He's dead."
J (bending over and puckering): "Don't worry, I'll -- "
M (springing up): "Ha ha!! I tricked you!! I'm not dead!!" (smashes both J and A)
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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