Scene: Grandma J and Grandpa H's house. A, who has been eating an apple, has made the discovery that one of his lower incisors is very loose.
J (leading A upstairs to phone relatives): "Come on, A; we should call Grandma M."
A (following J through lower hallway to stairs): "This would be a great haunted house."
J (reaching the stairs): "Yeah; Aunt J and I used to decorate this house to be haunted during Halloween."
A (finger in mouth): "J! J! I've got something to show you." (Points at stairs)
J: "What?"
A: "Look! Blood!"
J looks down at a small puddle of saliva and blood on one of the stairs.
A (proudly): "I made a mysterious blood stain [just like Oscar Wilde's Canterville Ghost]!"
J (running upstairs to get a wet cloth): Uh, A; make sure you stay off the carpet and don't touch any furniture, OK ?"
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