A's been going to kindergarten.
Recent kindergarten adventures:
Snoring during nap time.
Saying that he saw Zachary Taylor coming back from the White House on his horse during an eye exam (there was a horse on the eye chart).
Changing the words to a song about a baby doll from sweet caring ones to mean ones (probably using the Five Words Most Amusing to Five Year Old Boys: fart, butt, wiener, poop, & vomit).
Telling various school staff members all about the presidents (with a focus on their horrible demises).
Learning the entire Star Wars (cartoon) pantheon in spite of the fact that A) we don't have a television and B) Star Wars is something we're not going to show him until he's twelve.
Removing his socks and hiding them somewhere on the school grounds (yes, they came back in a big plastic bag).
Discovering The Best Thing Ever: Hot Lunch. Who knew?
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