Scene: Aunt J's house. M & A are home resting and fighting off illness while J is visiting out of town. Grandpa H has just finished his rendition of non-traditional version "Jingle Bells"
J (anticipating hearing (ahem) "Jingle Bells" in excess of a million times): "*Please* don't sing that in front of A."
Grandpa H (grinning evilly): "How much is it worth to ya?"
Later, back at home.... M & A are negotiating an evening of games.
M: "...I'm not going to play violent card games. (Walks away) If you want to play Slap-Jack, you can play it by yourself."
A (lays out a line of cards): (SLAP!) "Ha! I got it! (SLAP!) I win! (SLAP) Mine!..."
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