Scene: After-school pick-up.
A (walking with J toward car): "J, I want a science lab in my room."
J (imagining gyroscopes, air tracks, and other Newtonian devices): "Oh, what kind of science do you want to study?"
A: "Evil Science!"
J (slowly): "Oh. Um, what exactly do you want to do in this lab?"
A: "Well, you see, I want to grow Evil Dragons that will Obey My Every Command."
J: (Wondering if someone has been sneaking a copy of Dragonsdawn out of the library) "Ah; you want to study biology, then."
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Don't forget to ask for a legos Death Star (you can pretend you want to be an engineer).
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